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If All Prehistoric Women Were as Beautiful as Camilla Belle... Then Get Me a Time Machine!!!


10,000 B.C.

RELEASED - 2008

Spectacular, but hollow...

Director, Roland Emmerich, knows how to put on a mammoth spectacle. "10,000 B.C." is most certainly that. Some of the visuals on display here are breathtaking, capable of inspiring awe in the most jaded cynic. The effects in this film are above criticism, simply demanding audiences to drop their jaws in disbelief.

Emmerich's weak point in films such as "The Day After Tomorrow", "Godzilla", Independence Day" and "Stargate" have nothing to do with technical wizardry -- rather, it lies in his inability to create meaningful interpersonal relationships between characters and his lack of effort in crafting intelligent witty dialogue. Therefore, as a general rule with this director, we are left with an entertaining and spectacular cinematic event that only serves as temporary entertainment.

All that being said, "10,000 B.C." represents his best effort to date. The premise helps to raise the level of discourse, primarily because this is, above all else, a love story. Combine "Last of the Mohicans", "Apocalypto" and "The Day After Tomorrow"... et voila!!!

Virtual unknown, Steven Strait, plays D'Leh, a young man who lives in a snowy mountainous village. He is vying for three things in life... To find the truth about his father's disappearance... To win the white spear, signifying him as the leader of the village... And to win the love of his life, Evolet, as his bride.

The brightest new star making her way up Hollywood's A-List is Camilla Belle, a girl whose incomparable beauty has already drawn deserved comparisons to Rita Hayworth, Hedy Lamarr, Ava Gardner and Gene Tierney. She plays Evolet, a girl with piercing blue eyes who is an orphaned child of legend, destined to play a role in the fate of the village.

When she is kidnapped by an evil clan, along with a number of other tribe members, she is separated from her one true love, D'Leh. He and three friends vow to rescue their tribe-mates and set off across the treacherous snow covered mountains in search of them.

What the film lacks in probable historical accuracy, it more than makes up for in wonderment and adventure. There are scenes whose images will be hard to forget. Consider the woolly mammoth hunt with a stampede so visceral that it is hard to imagine these creatures are made up of ones and zeros. Contemplate our brilliant introduction to the saber-toothed tiger, drowning at first, then winding its massive body through the maze of spikes.

Every shot in this movie is pristinely realized and lends terrific weight and believability to the proceedings.

The final act is monumentally grand. It is doubtful that any 2008 production will feature such a massive special effects undertaking. I am not a critic who tends to raise any eyebrows at special effects... they are really only worth noting when they go unnoticed. "10,000 B.C." is a superb example of that theory.

If only the dialogue had been a little more polished, more believable, this movie could have avoided some of the "cheese factor". A really great writer needed to get his hands on this material. As it stands, the film could have been written by a 15 year old. Steven Strait and Camilla Belle are both very talented, but they weren't helped by a simplistic screenplay.

Nevertheless, I can easily recommend this adventure flick. It is rousing entertainment that should satisfy almost everyone.

© Written by TC Candler

Director

Roland Emmerich

Cast

Camilla Belle
Steven Strait

Running Time

109m

Rated

PG

Official Website

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