There could not be a more “nothing film” made in 2010. Alyssa Milano stars in what is sure to be the most forgettable movie you will accidentally stumble across on Wednesday afternoon cable TV. I am actually stunned that I managed to make it all the way to the end credits. Milano plays a young divorcee who juggles two vanilla guys until she thinks that she may be in love with both at the same time. The miniscule drama of it all builds to thud of underwhelming disappointment as she ends up picking one over the other. For the life of me, I can’t remember which one — and I just watched it 7 minutes ago! There is nothing really terrible about this film aside from its stunning mediocrity. It is the cinematic equivalent of eating a rice cake.
